You really couldn't leave Wally alone for any period of time in the BatCave, Bruce decided. He'd only been gone 10 minutes, making them both cups of coffee to keep them awake for a while longer (maybe only like half an hour longer, in the speedster's case). He'd come back down to find the mask he'd left at the side of the computer gone, along with the cape from his costume neatly tucked away in its case.
They were both found on Wally, who was attempting to, and failing miserably, dance around the Cave in the mask and cape. He started when he realized Bruce had returned, quickly putting on the expression of a guilty child caught doing somethi
Trip the Light Fantastic by xRae-Asakurax, literature
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Trip the Light Fantastic
Despite the fact that Bruce had a butler, a part-time job as the ower of Wayne Industries and a near full-time job as Batman, he still liked to do things himself. He didn't normally take to routines, they made him too predictable and too easy a target, but he'd grown fond of this one and since Wally had kind of bustled into his life so thoroughly he found a lot of the little things were appealing and nice to do when he wasn't around, reminding him of the man who showed him in less than a month that being all uptight and scary wasn't the best way to be all the time.
The first thing in the morning if Wally wasn't around was the paper. Sloping
Good Guys Don't Always Wear Trousers 2/END by xRae-Asakurax, literature
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Good Guys Don't Always Wear Trousers 2/END
"Now I know how you look so familiar, West. Who knew you could make such a pretty lady?"
"Who knew you swung my way, Queen? You flirt so well." This time it was Oliver's turn to blush lightly, and Wally's embarrassment at being caught out was briefly over-shadowed by the satisfaction of one-upping Green Arrow. It came back again when Bruce returned with a white russian in one hand and another lemonade in the other, handing Wally the cocktail with a raised eyebrow at Arrow.
"Queen, what are you doing?"
"Admiring the good taste I have when it comes to women," Oliver retorted with a chuckle. He waved at the redhead with one hand. "Seriously,
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Good Guys Don't Always Wear Trousers 1
"You want me to do WHAT?!" Wally screeched, green eyes wide. "No way! No way in HELL!"
"Wally, you know we need eyes in there and they won't be looking for someone trying to catch their eye they'll be looking for someone much more subtervert," said Clark, folding his arms across his chest.
"That part I understand," griped Wally, hands perching themselves neatly on his hips and torso leaning forwards towards Clark slightly, "but why in the seven hells do I have to play a girl? In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a bloke and there are two other female members of this team."
"One," Bruce spoke up with an edge to his tone, "I am expected to have a